The 'Waqar Younis' Commentary Thread!

so you wanted to tell us that you've lived more than half of your life in the u.s??
now i'm feeling inferior, qasmay!!

 

Yesterday's match after 16 ovs. Tahir has bowled 3 overs and given 10 runs and Waqar said "Imran Tahir has just bowled 10 overs"
When Ingram was out: "Feet were going nowhere, Tight hands " :rofl

 

My point is that living in USA what i felt that goras dont care but desis do ...guess you never understood and went all defensive ... hmmmm .. guilty conscious ?

 

well actually none of us in this thread have claimed to be pioneers of english!! infact, my english could make waqar's look sheakspear'esque and i feel no complex admitting this.... but then i ain't the one earning thousands of dollars without being fully competent for the job!!

since waqar himself wants people to laugh at his awesome english and keeps getting contracted by tensports, i don't find anything wrong in laughing at comments like "malinga is good at blowjob" that too in his fake aussie accent!! he'd call ajmal and akmal as ajmul and akmul... does that make sense to you or is it plain wannabeism? am i suffering from the inferiority complex or does waqar suffer from it? decision is yours #Peace

 

:rofl holy cow!! how did i miss this?

i just love it when waqar is telling a long story :rofl

 

Lols, my favourite moment was when he criticised Hafeez then got lost in an Ahmed Shehzad cut shot, only to remember he was attacking Hafeez an over later :rofl

 

lol that would have been awesome...

when waqar is on song, angrezi is bound to get murdered... gotta love waqar's no mercy attitude #Respect

 

That was Raja.

 

Aisey hi Waqar ko badnaam kar raha hai. :shrug

By the way, edit the quote out. It's ruining the layout of the page

 

please don't ruin this gem of a thread... unquote the tweet

 

bowlers with gas :rofl

 

never heard him saying " malinga is good at blowjob" ...now whether someone calls Jawaad or javed or javaid doesn't make a difference , does it ? ... its a the dialect , isn't it ? ... maybe thats how he pronounce Ajmal and Akmal, so i dont find any humour in that, so if my punjabi friend says Javaaad, it never amuses me. its his punjabi dialect and nothing wrong with that .... As far as him being paid for tensport is because of his knowledge on cricket, his dialect has got nothing to do with it, nor its rocket science that We cant understand what his point is and if thats the case then you should hear west indian commentators with the weirdest dialect, they call our players name in a complete Trinidadian accent. does that mean they are not qualified for the job ? FYI Imran Khan calls Sachin " Siachan " lol .... does that makes him a wannabe as well ?

 

Energy thread needs your attention!!

 

:rofl

Some absolute gems here from that twitter account.

 

thanks a lot borther Energy

 

Koi baat nahi yaar, anything for Waqar Gems.

 

This.

Waqar is to commentary what baqir is to CS #RespectLegends

 

Only thing that comes to my mind when I hear Waqar or see baqir

 

that seals the deal in waqar's favor

what if they know the actual pronounciation of your name and still pronounce it weirdly?

ironic part begins when he's talking in urdu.... in urdu, he'll call them both ajmal and akmal... but when he's talking in english these names change to ajmul and akmul!! time becomes tOime, fine becomes fOine, survive becomes survOive so on an so forth... i'm sure other posters alongwith me who suffer from inferiority complex would second my observation. would you truthseer Energy Ahson Afzal ??

even ajmal could makes us understand his point, but makes a mockery of himself doing so... seems right man for the job as per your opinion!!

well problem with trinidadian commentators is that they were not born in burewala, otherwise they would have known how to pronounce ajmal and akmal!!

yeah i know imran has lived all his life in mumbai.

 

Yesterday I was watching the highlights of the second game and Duminy hit a cover drive for four. And Waqar said: "HE looks very beautiful when he plays that shot" :lol

 

:rofl what a gem

looks even better when he plays with tight hands :rofl

 

dude its not a big deal ! .... I wish i had an audio note feature in this forum ( which is a terrific idea ! ) .. my last name is Taqvi in urdu i pronounce with " tay " taqvi but in english i pronounce taq!vi khair no worries .. carry on guys .. yalla

 

apologies for any offence caused during this conversation

 

dont do apologies bro, dont embarrass me , i know you dont mean anything personal .. it was a usual debate and trust me you never went below the belt

 

he just said survOived :rofl

on shehzad's collision with faf "i hope they both are A-kay" :rofl

 

lol waqar is class, is mazaak main bhi izzat hai - he was such a great cricketer, and now comes across as a likeable guy, so I'm sure we still enjoy his commentary and don't get annoyed by it, it's just a bit of banter.

 

we played so many tough youth cricket games spread across the county, and so many tense situations were lightened up by a waqar gem...

for example, every good ball where a batsman played and missed would go down as "that was a jam" lol for how waqar says gem lol

 

Say whatever you want, but Ramiz gems >>>>> Waqar

 

Tsotsobe gets a new name ==> Totsobe

 

:rofl

You can let him off this time.. this name is very hard to pronounce lol

 

tune in guys he's on a proper roll :rofl

who to bowl who :rofl

 

Waqar: Analysts are very clever nowadays they know who should bowl who :rofl :rofl

 

steyn is gonna lose him up a bit :rofl

 

On Hafeez: anything goes against him he thoughts it didn't carry.... Holy crow :rofl

 

when he (umar) bursted on the scene :rofl